Bus Fight

Today’s morning as I was travelling in the bus to the college I suddenly heard two people shouting in the Bus. It surely caught my attention and started to look for them. Yeah I have really search for them as the bus was heavily crowded. yeah you do get place to breath but if can stand straight then you are lucky lol. You can imagine the rush. Well coming back to the fight… the two characters were the Bus conductor and a guy who at the max will be 4 feet tall. (No matter how many times you measure him ). They say short people have a huge ego under there a$$. Which just proved again.

Well the 4 feet guy was complaining that Bus is always late. I always get late to the work. Well here is there conversation
3 1/2 Feet Guy: This bus sucks. You guys are always late. You guys make me late. You guys are pathetic. (in a loud voice)
Conductor: Yeah we do get late. But it is not in our hand as there are traffic Jam in the peak hour.(in calm voice*explaining*)
3 1/2 Guy: *shouts the same thing again*
Conductor: So if you are getting late why don’t you go in other bus. There are many bus to this route.
3 1/2 guy: This is not your father’s bus. I go in the bus of my choice. You are no one to tell me this!!!! (screaming).
Conductor: Don’t shout. (*shouting* )
3 1/2 Guy: $##!$&& don’t shout.
Conductor: *pissed completely* Gives a nice sucker punch on his head lol
3 1/2 Guy: (Suddenly became a 5 feet guy. how?? lol he was stading on the bus seat ROFL and still he is short) Screaming Stop the Bus Stop the !@#$% Bus.Everyone in the bus started shouting seeing the fight go Physical. They both seperated and proving there poing to others. Many suggested the Conductor he should have more patience as he is a public servant. Well yeah but still I loved that Punch he gave